I woke up this morning in a very unusual way 今天早上醒来 有一种异乎寻常的感觉 Not bad just warm and fuzzy 但没有那么糟糕 只是感觉有点头晕脑胀 With a little bit of latency 心神恍惚 Little latency 心神恍惚 I went to the doctor and this is what he said 于是我去看医生 医生对我说 Oh my God how are you not dead 我的天 你怎么还能活到现在 Give it to me straight doc 你有话就直说吧 医生 You're far too chill to be walkin' around uh-huh 你怎么这么淡定 照理说你应该趴下了 Your heartbeat's so low that it's underground okay 你的心率已经低到了谷底 Your vision's 8-bit your brain's saturated oh 你的视力会变得模糊不清 而且你的大脑几乎要崩溃了 I'm afraid it's far too late tell me 他对我说 恐怕你已无可救药了 You've gone 你可以走了 Lo-Fi 我现在这身体就跟出故障的老机器一样 不太灵光 Hey doctor can you take my temperature real quick 医生 麻烦您赶快给我量量体温 Lo-Fi 我现在这身体就跟出故障的老机器一样 不太灵光 You're a million degrees 你这体温简直高得吓人 But you're still cool as s*** 但你却依旧淡定得一塌糊涂 Can you dig it I dig it 你能理解我的意思吗 反正我已经很明白了 Lo-Fi 我现在这身体就跟出故障的老机器一样 不太灵光 I've been flying too fast a little too close to the sun 我总是想一步登天 这样只会适得其反 And now I'm ready for a slow flight in Lo-Fi 我准备放慢自己的脚步 慢慢来 I woke up this morning in a very unusual way 今天早上醒来 有一种异乎寻常的感觉 Not bad just tied to a chair in the basement of the cia 但没有那么糟糕 只是感觉浑身都无法动弹 I see through the wa-alls 我透过墙壁看向外边 'Cause my vision's 8-bit x-ray 因为我的眼睛就像X光一样 能看到一切 Hi doctor I see you're still not dead 你好 医生 你怎么还活着 I'm acutely aware doc 现在我头脑很清醒 医生 You see through walls with the power of ill I know 你能用超能力透视墙壁 我知道 Your muscles so distorted 但你的肌肉损伤得很严重 You could compress steel that's new 你甚至能压缩钢板 真是新鲜 Your body's out of phase what 你的身体已变得不同寻常 Your hands shoot vaporwaves oh yeah 你的双手拥有着超能力 I'm afraid that you could be great tell me 他对我说 你可能会大有作为 You've gone 你可以走了 Lo Lo-Fi 我现在这身体就跟出故障的老机器一样 不太灵光 Hey doctor can you stop me flying in my seat 医生 能否不要让我总是急于求成 Slow Lo-Fi 让我放慢一下脚步 专注于音乐之中 Your vibe's so laid back you make gravity weak 因为你总是如此放松 所以会让你有种飘飘然的感觉 Can you dig it I dig it 你能明白我的意思吗 反正我已经明白了 Lo-Fi 我现在这身体就跟出故障的老机器一样 不太灵光 I've been flying too fast a little too close to the sun 我总是想一步登天 这样只会适得其反 And now I'm ready for a new life as Lo-Fi 现在我已做好准备 我要涅槃重生 This just in a rampaging super 最新消息 一场能摧毁市中心的 Cyclone that threatened to destroy 超级气旋 Downtown has been thrown into 被一个名叫Lo-Fi Space by the hero known as Lo-Fi 被一个名叫Lo-Fi的英雄 Lo-Fi 抛入穹苍之上 'Cause if there's trouble afoot 只要有麻烦发生 He's never far from the scene 他总是会出现在现场 But it remains to be seen if this 但这个悠然自得的家伙 Chilled out fella can stay ice cold 能否一直镇定自若还有待观察 Ay ei oh
I woke up this morning in a very unusual way 今天早上醒来 有一种异乎寻常的感觉 Not bad in my suite above tokyo on a perfect 但没有那么糟糕 我住在东京的豪华套房 Cold november day 虽然11月无比寒冷 但我感觉无比舒适 I turn on the tv and this is what it said 我打开电视 看到了一个报道 Oh my God supervillain tryna make us dead 我的天 那些恶棍想要将我们统统消灭 Humans of earth you are under attack 地球上的人类 你们遭受了攻击 But no-one is d**e enough to fight me back 但却没有人敢站起来反抗 Your armies all quit your people subjugated 军队畏缩不前 人民被俘获 I'm afraid it's far too late 恐怕一切都为时已晚了 Lay down and accept your fate 只能放下武器 接受命运的安排 You're seriously almost too late yo 一切都太迟了 Oh s*** 简直糟糕透顶了 Lo-Fi 我现在这身体就跟出故障的老机器一样 不太灵光 Hey bad guy do I have to harsh your buzz real quick 坏家伙 我不得不打断你的好心情 Slow Lo-Fi 你应该慢慢来 专注于音乐之中 You're a real big spliff I prefer not to hit 你真是愚蠢至极 我都懒得搭理你 Can you dig it I dig it 你能明白我的意思吗 反正我已经很明白了 Lo-Fi 我现在这身体就跟出故障的老机器一样 不太灵光 I've been flying too fast a little too close to the sun 我总是想一步登天 这样只会适得其反 And now I almost found a little time to be 现在我要充分利用时间去做自己喜欢的事情 Lo-Fi 专注于音乐之中 He's done it again folks Lo-Fi has saved the day 他再一次做到了 伙计们 Lo-Fi再次挽救了局面 And not just that it looks like he's going 不仅如此 看来他还要通过 For a classic double chorus fade-out 经典的双人合唱淡出 Lo-Fi 我将专注于自己的音乐 In all my three albums I've never seen anything like it 在我所有的三张专辑中 我从未遇到过这样的场面 And if anyone can pull off such a funky groove it's Lo-Fi 能演绎出如此动感节奏的一定是Lo-Fi And what's this it looks like our hero is pulling out 这意味着什么 看来我们的英雄要展示自己的实力了 Lo-Fi 这就是Lo-Fi的魅力 The clavichord this late in the fade-out 竟然在最后听到了小键琴的声音 I don't believe it folks 我简直不敢相信 伙计们 But I guess that's why he's the best and 但我想这就是为何他会变得如此优秀 I'm just an uptight reporter guy 而我还是个小小的记者 Lo-Fi 这就是Lo-Fi的魅力 That's right I haven't seen 没错 我已经三周 My kids in three weeks 没见我的孩子了 My voice is kind of John mulaney 我的音色听起来像约翰·穆兰尼 It's getting more John mulaney 越来越像约翰·穆兰尼 I am doing a John mulaney impersonation now 我现在在模仿约翰·穆兰尼 Eh you can't hear it very well 你可能听不太清 'Cause the music's almost quiet 因为音乐马上要结束了 But I'm very John mulaney 我与约翰·穆兰尼如出一辙
